Wow - that is pretty dreadful... I'm particularly fond of the statement:

VERY BLINDING!!!

and this one:

I HAND-MADE THIS MYSELF BY PAINSTAKINGLY APPLYING ALL 6000 CRYSTALS BY HAND (OVER £800 IN CRYSTALS ONLY!) - OVER 30 HOURS OF WORK..

Who'd have thought that hot gluing would be so time-consuming??