Originally Posted by
Old Hippie
You walked into the party
Like you were walkin' onto a yacht
Your kilt strategically dipped below one knee
Your kilt hose were apricot.
You wear your kilt here all the time
And when you don't, it's pants
Your underwear spied by the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend...
and, your short hem
I bet you think your bits are not showing
your short hem
I bet you think your bits are not showing,
showing, showing
Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?
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