Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kilt View Post
With apologies to "General" Larry Platt, I present this...

Kilt in the air,
Kilt in the air,
Struttin' like a stud
wit' yer kilt in the air.
Women goin' crazy,
Men run off in fear,
Struttin' like a stud
wit' yer kilt in the air!

That's Brilliant!