Well I have a job, house, and don't desire a baby so those options are out. At times I barely have a grasp on the English lanque so that won't work. Finally, I'm not allowed around scissors anymore, so making a kilt is out of the question lol Great suggestions thought....

Sweet! Only 4 months? That is awesome news! Thanks for the heads up Matt! As I said in my initial email to you, I've heard great things about your work, and so I decided to purchase from you.