Holy cow!!!!!!!! I'm rich!!!!!! w00t!

[BEEDEE]

ニースやっても、あなたはエイプリルフールで私を見つけることができません。

Brian

[Jerry]

I have a really nice bridge over the James River, just south of Hopewell Va, which I'll let go at the bargain price of 1,000,000. I know, that a ridiculous price for such a nice bridge, but the up keep is just starting to be too much for me. I also know a guy who has some of the original Y2K certified plumbing fixtures laying around. These will be true collectors items as they saved the world from extensive flooding on Jan 1, 2000, when every single one of the old 1990's fixtures would have failed. They might also be worth hanging on to for Y3K. I understand there is already a simple retrofitting kit being designed.

[Lallans]

Too bad- in the manner of people who have had anything to do with lottery winners anywhere, I was about to send you a VERY large bill for providing advice on your graduation outfit! 長いライブと繁栄。

[NewGuise]

I sincerely wish, for your sake, that this was no April Fool's joke. Well, ok, for mine, too. And Slohairt's, as my kiltmaker-of-choice for the would-be Alberta Provincial tartan tank...

[wildrover]

I would like a nice tank in Loud MacLeod, sized about 36 inches, with a two inch rise.

I will wear it snowboarding on Gaper Day, with trunks and a gorilla suit.



Gaper Day is generally acknowledged to be April Fool's Day, or whatever day you can get your buddies together slopeside for a BBQ and some thrift store riding gear.

Happy April 1 !

[ForresterModern]

I think mine will be a rare custom Brown Douglas tank. 16oz weave of course, to sett, in 45-47-26 measurements, and oh what the hell throw in the lairds plaid with it for grins. Too many choices about who to have sew it up, as I am sure by the time my custom woven cloth is available all the kiltmakers will have wait lists as long as my........ arm. You don't mind if I toss some matching custom tartan hose ont there with it do you?

Oh I get it now, it is April Fools Day and this is a joke. Ha,ha,ha,drat. But just in case it isn't you have my request in writing early.

jeff

[piperdbh]

I'd like a black Sheriffmuir instead of a kilt, please, with silver dogwood buttons. And a new car. That's all.

Thanks for your generosity.

[xman]

My dream would be the MacDonald of Clanranald Modern in D C Dalgleish from Robert MacDonald. *sigh*

[Santa Kona]

Thanks for the reminder I forgot today is April 1st.

[Macman]

Good one, Jim! You made my morning! I would have asked for a Lochcarron Hunting Mackintosh, 33-40-24, though. I can still dream.