Every Little Helps

**guitarmatt** · 12th April 10, 12:04 AM

I doubt you'd find a better garment for healthy sperm counts than the kilt:

**Good Egg** · 12th April 10, 12:08 AM

I thought you were going to be telling us that Tesco is selling kilts and accessories.

**DamnthePants** · 12th April 10, 10:02 AM

Well um, proper temperature regulation is benefitial to the uh potency and volume, so a Kilt really is the best thing to wear for verility. They are also not as tight and binding as so many of the youths skin-tight jeans of today.

**BEEDEE** · 12th April 10, 10:08 AM

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**DamnthePants** · 12th April 10, 10:39 AM

Interesting logical falacy (note i did not make the obvious pun here), in the ad:

The top part clearly states they want to help increase Scottish Births. yet at the bottom it says "Regardles sof your backround, race or ethnicity you could help"

Isnt that a bit contradictory? I mean, if they are looking to keep scottish people on the earth in the future, if a bunch of french people were the only ones to donate lets say, wouldnt that be counter-productive to goal?

**McClef** · 12th April 10, 11:54 AM

What effects the kilt could have on donation quality etc I am sure have yet to be quantified and given the relative rarity of continuous kilt wearing in Scotland I would say that the ad is more symbolic than realistic as to results...

**guitarmatt** · 12th April 10, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by DamnthePants

The top part clearly states they want to help increase Scottish Births. yet at the bottom it says "Regardles sof your backround, race or ethnicity you could help"

Just like being American, there are no genetic qualifiers to be Scottish. 'Scottish" is a nationality, not an ethnicity.

**cessna152towser** · 12th April 10, 12:14 PM

Excellent advert. If my daughter isn't going to bless me with grandchildren then I need to sire more kids of my own, so I guess wearing a kilt is a good way of conserving a healthy sperm count.