Britons Believe the hills are alive . . .

**thescot** · 24th April 10, 08:35 PM

. . . with haggis!

Check out this short article from Reuters:

http://in.news.yahoo.com/137/2010042...are-alive.html

Dang, with 20% of the population believing that, we ought to be able to figure out some way to capitalize on it. You know, we could sell pet haggises, uh . . . haggai, uh . . . well a haggis or two. And we might even offer naugabeasts as a sideline.

**ccga3359** · 24th April 10, 08:47 PM

Sorry Jim, photographic proof that they do exist!

**thescot** · 24th April 10, 09:13 PM

Sorry. Why?

Let's sell 'em. I can probably have an order for a couple dozen by the end of next week. Can you deliver?

I have a nauga beast hunt scheduled for next month, so I'll work that angle from here.

**thescot** · 24th April 10, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted Abuser of Rubber Chickens

Sorry Jim, photographic proof that they do exist!

My neighbor has a dog that looks like that.

Took first place in the county fair last year for best porcine entry. I think the judges had been drinking.