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    "To Ignorance and Beyond!!!"

    This is funny, yet sad.

    My wife and I were in line at Wally World today and witnessed not one, but two prime examples of..well, I haven't quite found the word that best describes it. Ignorance and stupidity are just not sufficient. Here's what happened:

    As I said, we were in line at the register at Wal-Mart in a small college town. There were two people in front of us. The lady at the front of the line was making small talk with the cashier, an attractive young woman with fair skin, brown hair, and bright blue eyes. She was a college student I suspect from both her age and the fact that the college is about the only reason a woman her age would have to live there. The lady, adjusting her glasses and obviously studying the cashiers nametag, says to our young cashier, "Oo-tum? Atom? Is that how you pronounce your name?"

    She replied, very politely, "No Ma'am, it's Autumn." (And yes, it is spelled the same as the season.)

    "Oh, I see. Is that an English name?"

    "Well, I'm not really sure."

    The lady pressed on. "What is your last name?"

    "Johansson," she replied.

    "Oh, so you're Scandanavian then! That explains the unusual spelling of your name."

    Politely, Autumn responded, "No Ma'am, I'm of German ancestry. My husband's family is from Norway and Sweden, mostly, but I don't know where the name is from."

    The lady was now a bit embarrassed, maybe slightly confused, and took her change and quietly left.

    The whole time my wife is very, very quietly telling me "Allen, don't say a word. Stay out of this." I can't help but say something when someone says something so blatantly...well, I still can't find the right word.

    The next person in line, immediately in front of us, was a large gentleman with salt-and-pepper hair. He said, after the lady was out of ear-shot, "Can you believe some people's ignorance?"

    Autumn, trying to maintain her professionalism, said "It takes all kinds I guess."

    Then the man says, very loudly (no joke), "I can't believe she thought you were a Scandanavian. You're obviously white!!!"

    At this point my wife yelped "We need...um...mayonaise!!!" and literally drug me by the sporran strap away from there before I could say anything.
    The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
    Allen

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    What a wise lady your wife is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post
    What a wise lady your wife is!
    You have no idea how much trouble she "helps" me avoid.
    The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
    Allen

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    Perhaps if the cashier's name was Summer, she would have thought the cashier to be Pacific Islander.
    Last edited by JelicoCat; 1st June 10 at 08:08 AM. Reason: typo

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    LOL!!
    This is hysterical. I'm glad I wasn't there, because I probably would have started rolling on the ground in uncontrolled fits of laughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JelicoCat View Post
    Perhaps if the cashier's name was Summer, she would have thought the cashier to be Pacific Islander.
    Or Sumerian.
    Jim Killman
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    Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thescot View Post
    Or Sumerian.

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    I thought everyone knew Scandinavians are translucent pink, not white. I'm sure that's what he meant...
    Vin gardu pro la sciuroj!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heming View Post
    I thought everyone knew Scandinavians are translucent pink, not white. I'm sure that's what he meant...
    My neighbor is full Swede and says that he gets a sunburn just by watching CSI Miami.
    The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
    Allen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whidbey78 View Post
    My neighbor is full Swede and says that he gets a sunburn just by watching CSI Miami.
    I saw a comedian named Danny Bhoy the other night who is of Scottish and Indian descent. He said that means that, unlike other Scots, he doesn't get a sunburn at fireworks displays

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