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10th June 10, 10:09 PM
#11
"SWF seeks SWM who enjoys farming, zoo keeping and serious preparation for zombie invasion for friendship. Must be down to earth kind of guy."
How are these two criteria in the least bit compatible? I love this woman! If I weren't already married, I'd answer that one.
...oh, and I am one of those weirdos with a zombie invasion survival plan...
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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10th June 10, 10:16 PM
#12
[SIZE="2"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][I]T. E. ("TERRY") HOLMES[/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][I]proud descendant of the McReynolds/MacRanalds of Ulster & Keppoch, Somerled & Robert the Bruce.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]"Ah, here comes the Bold Highlander. No @rse in his breeks but too proud to tug his forelock..." Rob Roy (1995)[/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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10th June 10, 10:18 PM
#13
 Originally Posted by Nighthawk
...oh, and I am one of those weirdos with a zombie invasion survival plan... 
Me too. It's just a rehash of my old Commie Invasion(ala Red Dawn)-turned Big Brother Is Taking Over-turned Al Quiada invasion-turned Gas Prices Are Way Too High So We're Starting A Revolution-turned Hillary Has A Shot At The Presidency-turned Now Palin Has A Shot- turned Hurricane Is Going To Blow Gulf Coast Oil All The Way To Nebraska survival plan.
Nothing new...except the name. I don't look forward to the quest for twinkies, but meeting Bill Murray would be pretty cool.
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
Allen
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11th June 10, 01:47 AM
#14
I've already started training for the zombie apocalypse. Physical fitness is important if you want to survive the onslaught.
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11th June 10, 02:39 AM
#15
I'm just glad that kilt's are part of the plan
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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11th June 10, 03:31 AM
#16
Does the successful applicant need to wear the kilt while riding the horse?
Regional Director for Scotland for Clan Cunningham International, and a Scottish Armiger.
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11th June 10, 04:22 AM
#17
I just LOVE the fact she is from Bemidji, Minnesota. Only a few short hours away. My favorite line is ...
"Must hold liberal political views, while still supporting gun ownership, hunting and private land rights." Typical contradiction in the Land of 10,000 Lakes.
A proud Great-Great Grandson of the Clan MacLellan from Kirkcudbright.
"Think On!"
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11th June 10, 04:49 AM
#18
It's a good thing she is not too vague about what she is looking for.... Just a word of advice... avoid the DMV, the zombies are already working there, humorless sods....lol
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson
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11th June 10, 05:17 AM
#19
Is she a wholesale holy water dealer?
--dbh
When given a choice, most people will choose.
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11th June 10, 07:32 AM
#20
Bemidji, Minnesota------how could such a wonderfully qualified woman have trouble finding a suitable mate in such a beautiful part of the world? I mean who wouldn't want to be married to this woman and living amongst such glorious landscape?
Could it be that maybe she doesn't like flat caps?
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