Originally Posted by
ForresterModern
Now, if you could just train Abigail to open the liquor cabinet, fetch the Laphraoig, pour it in a nice tumbler neat, and bring it to you without slobbering in the glass, that would be a nice feat. Good luck with that (but watch out---if she gets a taste of the Laphraoig she may not bring it to you but instead start drinking it herself).
jeff
I'm afraid you misunderstand my relationship with Abby. At this point she has nearly trained me to fetch whatever she requires! 
'A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. "
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