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[Hellequin]

...oh, and I am one of those weirdos with a zombie invasion survival plan

Me too. It's just a rehash of my old Commie Invasion(ala Red Dawn)-turned Big Brother Is Taking Over-turned Al Quiada invasion-turned Gas Prices Are Way Too High So We're Starting A Revolution-turned Hillary Has A Shot At The Presidency-turned Now Palin Has A Shot- turned Hurricane Is Going To Blow Gulf Coast Oil All The Way To Nebraska survival plan.

HAHAHA! Same here! Remember, it's all about the cardio and a good double tap!

[AFS1970]

Don't worry everywhere you see the word Russian, just replace it with Tornado...er, I mean Zombie!

[Slag101]

Another way to look at this is a dear friend of mine's theory on finding a wife, and it is:

Finding a wife is shopping for psychosis by brand name. Some people like coca-cola, some like pepsi, etc. Some people like overt craziness, some like subtle, psychotic features.

While, superficially she seems swell, the idea of a woman worried about zombies, who owns guns, and swords frightens me. My wife is deadly enough without weapons, and my life is lived based on daily stays of execution.

If this is your "brand" of psychosis, good luck brother.

All that aside, I laughed like crazy at this ad.

[Nighthawk]

And judging from your latest vacation trip I'm willing to bet it includes ET coming to whisk you away before the zombie's get to you!

No... Not exactly. But close enough! It actually includes some time travel.

[Whidbey78]

My wife is deadly enough without weapons, and my life is lived based on daily stays of execution.

I know exactly where you're coming from. I still worry that the phone won't ring before she pulls the switch!

Of course then I would just have to switch sides and be a zombie.

[BoldHighlander]

No... Not exactly. But close enough! It actually includes some time travel.

COOL!

[artificer]

HAHAHA! Same here! Remember, it's all about the cardio and a good double tap!

QFT! awesome movie.

Another way to look at this is a dear friend of mine's theory on finding a wife, and it is:

Finding a wife is shopping for psychosis by brand name. Some people like coca-cola, some like pepsi, etc. Some people like overt craziness, some like subtle, psychotic features.

While, superficially she seems swell, the idea of a woman worried about zombies, who owns guns, and swords frightens me. My wife is deadly enough without weapons, and my life is lived based on daily stays of execution.

If this is your "brand" of psychosis, good luck brother.

All that aside, I laughed like crazy at this ad.

This gave me a good laugh (and mirrors my thoughts exactly)
Or, as I learned a LONG time ago, never date a woman who is physically capable of killing you, because eventually she'll try

[Nighthawk]

QFT! awesome movie.



This gave me a good laugh (and mirrors my thoughts exactly)
Or, as I learned a LONG time ago, never date a woman who is physically capable of killing you, because eventually she'll try

My sensei says that all women hold a black belt in Wife. Women are more terrifying than zombies!

[AFS1970]

No... Not exactly. But close enough! It actually includes some time travel.

Yeah but Zombies move slow, you should outrun them long before the Delorean gets up to 88 Mph.

[Slag101]

While I do think Zombie Land is an awesome movie, it pales in comparison to Shawn of the Dead. That movie is my zombie invasion plan, and the reason I bough a cricket bat/paddle, whatever you UK gents call the thing. Besides, who wouldn't want to hold up against zombies in a pub, and listening to Queen for long enough would want to make me kill people, let alone zombies.