Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
Yes, now I remember. It’s a Mary Macgregor song.

Torn between two tartans, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of them is breakin' all the rules
No, it was the Oak Ridge Boys:

Torn between two tartans
Is like a ball and chain.
Tryin' to choose between 'em
Is drivin' me insane!
One has pretty colors,
The other's got my name.
It's a long, hard grind
And it tires my mind.