Advice

[starbkjrus]

Her family are from Glasgow and don't wear kilts on a daily basis, they are also a very down to earth bunch.

It would be clear that it was meant in humour as other than an occasion like this, there would be no chance I would wear one.

I was thinking something along the lines of "look at us here in these skirts with handbags, its a good job we've got a knife in our socks to make us look masculine"

My gawd! An Englishman saying that to a group of drunk Scots (Glaswegians!) at a wedding in Scotland?! Are you insane?

If I were the English groom I'd have to personally kill you for insulting my wife, her friends and family and her country.

It's really best if you skip the wedding rather than try that joke. Seriously.