That waistcoat would look great with my tartan! 
Very tempting to order one, but resist I must: I have very limited room in my closet..... 
EPITAPH: Decades from now, no one will know what my bank balance looked like, it won't matter to anyone what kind of car I drove, nor will anyone care what sort of house I lived in. But the world will be a different place, because I did something so mind bafflingly eccentric that my ruins have become a tourist attraction.
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