Blond jokes! Yeah, I know...

[wildrover]

The next generation of those responsible for our country...

While discussing the 5 year displacement of borders of Germany during World War 2 in a history course, a blond student was staring intently at the wrong sheet in her text. When told what page she should be on, she raised the question "how come Alaska is so cold if it is so close to Hawaii?"

This is a true story.

Mark

I hate to say it, but this happens a lot ...not just to blondes, either.

[GreenDragon]

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

I told my 5 year old son this one, but omitted the Blonde part (he and his 3 year old sister are blondes, for now at least. hair color does change naturally.)

He laughed his butt off.