Ever do this in a kilt?

[Bugbear]

I know, right? Imagine...looking up at a guy in a kilt, and seeing...white hose! I know for a fact that's what the last person who looked up my kilt saw, because that unfortunate soul got a picture of it, and that is what you get for standing too close when the guy in the kilt says "get the picture from back there", and looking at the LCD screen instead of the viewfinder!

People fall into the Grand Canyon from time to time from that view finder business: "back up a little more."