Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month. "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
Okay...if you had to make a whole bunch of "kilts" in a hurry for a high school production of Brigadoon...and they were for the chorus members who were going to be just standing around and NOT moving...maybe....
But have mercy....I'd bet the guy never saw a real kilt before or he'd at least do SOME of it correctly. This also seems to assume that your waist and your **** are exactly the same size, eh?
Well, that thing will suffice for a cheezy costume...as long as he wears some type of undergarment and/or avoids all air currents, sitting, walking, deep breathing, etc.
I am by no means an expert, but I'm probably more qualified to pilot a space shuttle than he is qualified to instruct anyone on kiltmaking.
By the way, was that the MacWalmart or MacKaymart tartan?
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank.
Allen
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