Guess what? I've NEVER been to a black tie event!!! My first one is this Saturday evening after the Ligonier Highland Games. I'll be dressed to the "nines," but it will be subdued...no fly plaid, no ghilies, but I will have a PC jacket and those awesome Argyll toped hose from Redshanks. Oh, and how could I forget my tank by Wally Catanach.

As for a white tie event, I'll probably go to one of those when pigs fly!