Isn't it Cluny MacPherson ( do we call him THE Cluny?) who looks so good in his jacket with only a shiny waistplate to stop his kilt from climbing to his neck? [/QUOTE]

He is called simply "Cluny", as an abbreviation for Cluny-MacPherson, and his companion is to be addressed as Lady Cluny. See So You're Going to Wear the Kilt, Thompson, page 51.

I have enjoyed your derailment, and your derailment of your derailment as well. You have it down to a fine art...