But what kind of fun would it be to wear it in the bathroom? Best to wear that on the beach anyway, I'd think! Not sure I'd get one, but if I were to find myself in possession of one, I'd surely take it to a public place like the beach. My immediate family is used to me doing/wearing strange things. In the public is where I really shine. And also why my wife is loathe to be seen with me at times.