Quote Originally Posted by Canuck of NI View Post
Oprah: Free cars. Near certainty of an Oprah Book Club endorsement. I suggest the title "Naked Under My Kilt," subtitled 'How the Scots Turned Racism On Its Head and Denied One Of Their Own- My Troon Story.'
Or maybe.......

The Bare Facts

A story of Scottish self loathing and discrimination
How one man's knees brought Troon to its..........