An old song comes to mind...

Oh ah ee oo there's absolutely no strife
living the timeless life
I don't need a wife
living the timeless life
If I need a friend I just give a wriggle
Split right down the middle
And when I look there's two of me
Both as handsome as can be

Full lyrics here: http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/so...ularsong.shtml

Well done!