Antiques

[artificer]

Do you mind if I share this with my wife? She seems to hold a contrary opinion...

You are welcome to do so, but I'm not sure of the mileage you will get from it

I don't know if you guys ever saw an iconic Australian film called "The Castle"
where the head of the family was a was an avid Trading Post (a newspaper version of ebay) scrounger, whose favourite saying when hearing the price of an object he favoured was "Tell him he's dreaming"

Seems pretty apt for this seller

Good call!
I've not seen it, but it sounds dead on in this case.