I was the outgoing president and Auldest and Crabbiest in the Antient and Honorable order of Auld Crabbits I had already removed my ceremonial robes, which consist of the mixed fur and tails of Felis Domesticus, trimmed with the collars and registration discs of at least seven individuals. We spent the feather bonnet budget on the Missus's tights, which I still believe was money well spent.