Hey, if you're in a bind, Episcopalian is better than walking out wrapped in the drapes!

Personally, I wanted a redbone coon hound. After learning about price and availability, I adopted an all-American mutt from the shelter, and he's been awesome.

Some guys would've given their non-aiming eye for a redbone. If Hynde means so much to YOU, do it...in the long run, it will be worth it. Your kilt should last at least your lifetime. If it's not that big a deal, get what you can while the getting is good.

It all comes down to what means something to YOU, whether it's Episcopalians, purebred dogs, or rare tartans. If it's meaningless...why bother?

...I like mixing metaphors.