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3rd January 11, 09:06 PM
#41
All I want to know, Nighthawk, is can you do Gomez-Addams-style back flips?
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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4th January 11, 11:44 AM
#42
 Originally Posted by Bugbear
All I want to know, Nighthawk, is can you do Gomez-Addams-style back flips?
While using the prostate warmer? I don't know... 
Originally Posted by Squeaky McMurdo
I'm surprised the prostate warmer has garnished more attention than the spiked "anti-self pollution" devices
Is it just too painful to think of? 
The Timely Warning cracks me up 
--Chelsea--
One is funny, the other is terrifying.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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4th January 11, 12:13 PM
#43
No... Back flips just in general, Hawk.
I really don't care about any of the rest of the subjects...
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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5th January 11, 06:23 AM
#44
Originally Posted by Bugbear
No... Back flips just in general, Hawk.
I really don't care about any of the rest of the subjects...
Oh!! I see.
...no, can't do general backflips, either...
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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5th January 11, 09:10 AM
#45
Originally Posted by Nighthawk
Oh!! I see.
...no, can't do general backflips, either...
That would be cool though.
I was a fan of the old Adams family show.
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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5th January 11, 08:29 PM
#46
Originally Posted by Bugbear
I was a fan of the old Adams family show.
What was not to love about the original Addams Family: Money and family values, a husband and wife who openly loved one another, crashing trains in the basement.
I've found that most relationships work best when no one wears pants.
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6th January 11, 10:41 AM
#47
Caprimulgus wrote: “You chew it off before stumbling on it?”
Well, actually, I used to bite off the ends of my moustache . . . until a few years ago when I lost an incisor crown doing that. So I invested in a nose and ear hair trimmer that does the job of trimming my moustache.
As for the length of my beard, I have it cut about once a year. This past year was exceptional, because (at my wife’s insistence) I had it cut twice, the first time for my son’s wedding, the second time for my daughter’s.
And Chelsea, let’s not go down that road . . . (although you might be interested in hearing my views in a PM).
Regards,
Mike
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life.
[Proverbs 14:27]
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