Kilt on a Smurf in the Smurfs Central Park Promo Pic

[Kilt-alope]

Scottie Smurf!

[Bugbear]

Groundskeeperwillie Smurf? Kiltie Smurf? Sporran Smurf? Smurfy MacSmurf?

But surely not Surley Smurf!

Curmudgeon Smurf

[Lallans]

My favorite was always the one who hated everything, Surly Smurf maybe, but anyway a frequently seen one:

Papa Smurf: 'We'll all just have to go home and wait paitently.'

Smurf: "Oh, I HATE going home and waiting patiently!"

or,

Papa Smurf : "Well, don't hold your breath."

Smurf: "Oh, I HATE not holding my breath!"

Anyway, a few years back someone came out with an expose article about how the Smurfs were all a plot to expose western children to socialist collectivism- and it all suddenly made sense when I read it