Wishing I Had Brought a Kilt

**cessna152towser** · 2nd March 11, 03:38 PM

Last weekend my new girlfriend Hayat remarked that she had never seen me in tr**sers.
So I thought I would surprise her this morning by wearing the smart black tr**sers which I sometimes wear for my part time bus driving work.
Its a 136 mile drive up north here and as soon as I arrived her disappointment was obvious, she says that I suit the kilt much better than tr**sers. Wishing tonight that I had brought a kilt with me. Ah well I shall get home tomorrow night and she can see me in a kilt on Friday.

**Bill aka Mole** · 2nd March 11, 03:55 PM

I must admit that I snickered at "Her disappointment was obvious." While our U.S. Marines may be "Always Faithful," you'd have been better off pretending to be one of our "Always Prepared" Coast Guardsmen.

On the bright side, she'll never ask to see you in tr**sers ever again!

Cheers!

**McFarkus** · 2nd March 11, 05:05 PM

Hilarious! You'll know better next time.

**Coastie** · 2nd March 11, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Bill aka Mole

I must admit that I snickered at "Her disappointment was obvious." While our U.S. Marines may be "Always Faithful," you'd have been better off pretending to be one of our "Always Prepared" Coast Guardsmen.

On the bright side, she'll never ask to see you in tr**sers ever again!

Cheers!

SEMPER PARATUS baby! And I hope I don't get the inverse response when my friends first see me in my soon to be received first kilt.

**Mike_Oettle** · 3rd March 11, 01:45 PM

Well, Alex, it seems you are a fast mover! Pity you didn’t have a kilt stashed away, but you know what to wear next time (unless, that is, you are finding it difficult to choose which kilt!).
All the best!
Regards,
Mike

**kender** · 3rd March 11, 08:48 PM

Noob question. What's with the ** in the 'T' word? I am assuming the word is supposed to be a type of bifurcated leg covering and if so then the 'T' word would be a four letter word on this site and the ** is a tongue in cheek thing. If this isn't it then the 'T' word is some sort of foul word that I haven't come across (not likely since I could make a sailor blush). I don't mean to hijack the thread but just clarify that I understand the OP correctly.

Thanks

**T-Bone** · 3rd March 11, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by kender

Noob question. What's with the ** in the 'T' word? I am assuming the word is supposed to be a type of bifurcated leg covering and if so then the 'T' word would be a four letter word on this site and the ** is a tongue in cheek thing. If this isn't it then the 'T' word is some sort of foul word that I haven't come across (not likely since I could make a sailor blush). I don't mean to hijack the thread but just clarify that I understand the OP correctly.

Thanks

Trousers

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