Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian View Post
Didn't you read the disclaimer?
Not a real Scottish Title...Professional Scotsman on closed road. Your mileage may vary. Consult your physician before purchasing a square foot. Persons with asthma, croop, gout, pellegra and the vapors should avoid square feet. Not available in sectors R and N. Tax, license and title additional. Do not drive while on your square foot. Call your doctor if your square foot lasts more than four hours.

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AA
D'oh! You're right! That's what I get for leaving my glasses at home!