Beaufort scale... For Kilts

[Korvyn]

7: High Wind: 31 - 38 mph 62 - 74 kph
Sea
Sea heaps up. Some foam from breaking waves is blown into streaks along wind direction. Moderate amounts of airborne spray.
Land
Whole trees in motion. Effort needed to walk against the wind.
Kilt
Foolhardy attempts at keeping modesty intact plentiful. Occasion peek-age inevitable. Rethinking wearing kilt undeniable.

[chrisupyonder]

Thanks for that. Good one.