If I were a knife pleat...I would face...

[MacMillans son]

Ok, Ok, I think I've got it.

Left facing: Homosexual
Right facing: Heterosexual
Kingussie: Bisexual
Box pleat: Asexual
Double box pleat: Very asexual
Military pleat: Don't ask Don't tell ?

I'm going to sleep a lot better having worked that out!

[Spartan Tartan]

Ok, Ok, I think I've got it.

Left facing: Homosexual
Right facing: Heterosexual
Kingussie: Bisexual
Box pleat: Asexual
Double box pleat: Very asexual
Military pleat: Don't ask Don't tell ?

I'm going to sleep a lot better having worked that out!

So how do we change the interpretation of military pleats following the repeal of the DADT policy? (Note: this is a joke, NOT political commentary)

[Zardoz]

I think a good question for David N would be which way does your apron close ?

[kc8ufv]

Kingussie: Bisexual

I've used that line a time or two. Went to a gay bar one night, a guy commented like a girl was crazy for hitting on a guy there, and I did mention that my kilt is pleated both ways.

(well, I suppose my kilt is actually Reverse Kingussie pleated, so, maybe Kingussie pleats are actually asexual )

[Mike_Oettle]

Matt Newsome wrote: “Every time I think I've heard every ridiculous, made-up ‘fact’ about the kilt, along comes another one . . .”

My experience too. This one is simply ludicrous!
Regards,
Mike