Quote Originally Posted by MacMillan's son View Post
Ok, Ok, I think I've got it.

Left facing: Homosexual
Right facing: Heterosexual
Kingussie: Bisexual
Box pleat: Asexual
Double box pleat: Very asexual
Military pleat: Don't ask Don't tell ?

I'm going to sleep a lot better having worked that out!
So how do we change the interpretation of military pleats following the repeal of the DADT policy? (Note: this is a joke, NOT political commentary)