If I were a knife pleat...I would face...

[kc8ufv]

Kingussie: Bisexual

I've used that line a time or two. Went to a gay bar one night, a guy commented like a girl was crazy for hitting on a guy there, and I did mention that my kilt is pleated both ways.

(well, I suppose my kilt is actually Reverse Kingussie pleated, so, maybe Kingussie pleats are actually asexual )

[Mike_Oettle]

Matt Newsome wrote: “Every time I think I've heard every ridiculous, made-up ‘fact’ about the kilt, along comes another one . . .”

My experience too. This one is simply ludicrous!
Regards,
Mike