Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
Which pleats should you wear if you're a virgin?
Well given this:

Quote Originally Posted by MacMillan's son View Post
Left facing: Homosexual
Right facing: Heterosexual
Kingussie: Bisexual
Box pleat: Asexual
Double box pleat: Very asexual
Military pleat: Don't ask Don't tell ?
I would say:

Inverted Box Pleat: Virgin