As Art Linkletter said "kids say the darnedest things". A couple of years ago I was in one of the big box stores. I was in a black Utilikilt if I recall. I walked past a little girl and her mother. The girl was maybe 7 years old. The little girl started to follow me. She came up to me and asked "why are you wearing a skirt?". So I tried to explain it was a contemporary kilt, etc, etc. She did not understand what I was saying and kept asking the same question. She was not going to let me get away without an answer she understood. Her mother was at the end of the isle getting a kick out of her little girl running me into the ground. Finally I just said "I wear it because I like them". Well, that was an acceptable answer. As I walked away the little girl said "I don't like to wear skirts. Everyone can see my underwear." If she had been a lot older I would have had an answer to that comment.

That is why kilts are so much fun.

Mike