1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
---------and oh so true!
" Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.
Nice!
"When I wear my Kilt, God looks down with pride and the Devil looks up with envy." --Unknown Proud Chief of Clan Bacon. You know you want some!
I was sort of thinking about one that wasn't mentioned: If violence is not your last resort, maybe you aren't resorting to it often enough.
I've found that most relationships work best when no one wears pants.
All very true...especially #3.
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence...and it's usually greenest right above the septic tank. Allen
Very true!
Great way to start the day with a laugh.
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