Be careful where you sit when you go Regimental

[Mike_Oettle]

[Tobus]

OK fellas... maybe it's time to wipe this thread clean!

[tpa]

Can't be a*s*d!

[Bill aka Mole]

Every day there is something new in this thread and yet it still stinks!

[TaxCollector]

I was sitting at my desk today when my father sent me an e-mail. Like a good son I checked it, the subject read "ouch" and all he wrote was "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse" followed by that was this link.Of course I spent my time laughing, but he just didn't understand.

[Jimmy]

The groom was probably stoned especially if he was from Greenock, they like their buckfast there
You can see why hire firms want you to wear knickers under the kilt.
Hire firms have continually expressed disgust at the state some kilts come back in

[Mike_Oettle]

But how quick people are to jump to the wrong solution to the problem! (as in the link Jake provided).
Och, the Sassenachs’ll never learn!

[tpa]

.Of course I spent my time laughing,

You mean you cracked up?

[Mike_Oettle]

The cracked up remark ties in with a coat of arms I saw this evening (I’ll try to post it tomorrow) for someone named Bottoms!
The shield has three pairs of buttocks on it, and the crest is a fourth pair with an arrow through it!
They are pink with shading in a delicate shade of puce (that is PUCE).
Regards,
Mike

[FatherWilliam57]

Here's hoping when they sobered up the bride remembered to turn the other cheek. (You people are a bad influence...)