The complete idiots guide to becoming a pirate!

**Bugbear** · 13th June 11, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

I like the part about chewing rocks until some of your teeth break out...

Ah, I'm a complete idiot, but not that good.

**Nighthawk** · 13th June 11, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Bugbear

Ah, I'm a complete idiot, but not that good.

And I would hope you have the sense not to saw off your leg and replace it with your favorite chair leg...

**Bugbear** · 13th June 11, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

And I would hope you have the sense not to saw off your leg and replace it with your favorite chair leg...

Or saw off the chair leg and replace it with your own...
Just saying...

**CDNSushi** · 13th June 11, 10:26 PM

That is AWESOME! I've always wanted to do that. Both my mother and father were pirates... And their parents before them! Now I finally know what to do. I might modify a few things though. I think I'll gouge out BOTH eyes.... Cut off BOTH legs and replace BOTH hands with hooks! I mean, hey! Go hard or go home!!! Wooo!! Hardcore!!!!!

**chrisupyonder** · 13th June 11, 10:40 PM

Shiver me timbers! This not be fer ya Lily-livered Landlubbers. I be needin me grog!

Chris.

**Galician** · 14th June 11, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

That is AWESOME! I've always wanted to do that. Both my mother and father were pirates... And their parents before them! Now I finally know what to do. I might modify a few things though. I think I'll gouge out BOTH eyes.... Cut off BOTH legs and replace BOTH hands with hooks! I mean, hey! Go hard or go home!!! Wooo!! Hardcore!!!!!

Sounds more Borg than pirate to me! So resistance must be futile.

**Nighthawk** · 14th June 11, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

That is AWESOME! I've always wanted to do that. Both my mother and father were pirates... And their parents before them! Now I finally know what to do. I might modify a few things though. I think I'll gouge out BOTH eyes.... Cut off BOTH legs and replace BOTH hands with hooks! I mean, hey! Go hard or go home!!! Wooo!! Hardcore!!!!!

Odie beat you to it...

**zjrog** · 14th June 11, 08:22 PM

I got the leg cut off part done, but woke from surgery with a new knee instead of the chair leg I gave the surgeon. He said, "Oops!"

**CDNSushi** · 14th June 11, 11:27 PM

Heh... Reminded me of this scene from the Simpsons:

Mr. McGreg: Dr. Nick Riviera. Remember me?
Dr. Nick: Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.