Guys. I knew about the original event, but didnt pay too much attention as due to work, I would have been unlikely to have been involved.

Now, I DIDNT know about the next one, so thanks for that. I will definately be retired from the present job by then, so as soon as I saw the link on this site, I sent an email to Stirling Council tendering my services. They will receive at least one per month until they weaken and (sensibly) take me on.

So thanks for that.

And Stirling will do it much better than Edinburgh anyway!