What would you like to see in a kilt?

[Bill aka Mole]

I'd like to see Catherine Zeta-Jones in a mini kilt! That's my first choice next to a cold shower.

Now I'm confused. Why would I want a cold shower after seeing Catherine Zeta-Jones in a mini-kilt. I'd rather ensure her pleats don't need repressing, , followed by ; but my wife would likely kill me.

[Scottish Terrier]

Bill, rather than give away the reason for the cold shower, I should let you think about that one for a while.

[Bill aka Mole]

Bill, rather than give away the reason for the cold shower, I should let you think about that one for a while.

Not to worry; I may be old, but I am slow!