What kind of a man wears a Kilt?

**Chas** · 8th July 11, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by sevenoaks

He stopped letting his penis run his life.

You say that as if it were a bad thing!

Regards

Chas

**Father Bill** · 8th July 11, 05:07 AM

Boy, with a list like that, I'm not sure that I qualify. Perhaps I'll have to list them for sale!

**Bigkahuna** · 8th July 11, 07:40 PM

You left out, "Admired by women".

**sevenoaks** · 8th July 11, 10:39 PM

Haa....Me Lads..you dunna want to be telling anyone you dunna meet all these criteria. We all strive for that but we are never all able to meet it.
I am able to meet it and excel in all these points... but then again, you must know. I am from the Scott Clan from the Lowlands/ Borders.
Should you ever wish to discuss y'r short failings and need some more guidance I would love to discuss the subject over a couple of drams of Single Malt Scotch.
Now.... I know that No Man can be all he wishes or wants to be. But we can all strive to be as close as we can to this list.
I don't want to start any Clan Raids again, or border wars or bring up any memories of retribution .. However if I ever come back to the Old Country, Know that I will raid across the Borders into the McDonald's, the McLouds's, the Douglase's and the MacIntoshe's to reclaim my coos they stole from me Grandfather 150 Years ago.
It may be years afore I get back to my home land but yo'r all put on notice!
Any time you want to show up in Vancouver Canada...I will put you up for no cost...Bring y'r weapons lads.