In the process of searching Florida's craigslist for kilts and bagpipes I came across an ad for a guy, basically, giving away a kilt to anyone with the last name Calquhoun, Calhoun, Ingraham, Kilpatrick, or Kirkpatrick. I don't know if he will be willing to ship it or not, but he still has it and it's worth a shot. Check it out.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/clo/2434718889.html