kilt lifters

[Tim Walker]

Why are we so ashame of our bodies? Most kilt lifters are not dangerous but filrty, and why do some people have problem with that.

I don't think the ladies really trying to take advantages of us. A little touching is just going to boost our egos.

Lift on.

Flirty????? Would you elaborate?

[Big Paul]

Well, I just had my first kilt lifting experience. It was at my wedding reception.. My good friends wife was a bit too indulgent with her drinks, as she is know to do. I had several flips from the backside from many fun loving guests. But she was the only one to flip AND HOLD UP the front... One saving grace is that my wife made me promise to be covered in that regard.. I totally agreed do to many wise cracking friends..

It was still a bit embarrassing standing there with the front of my kilt hiked up by a buddy's wife.. Particularly right in front of my parents!!!

Nobody was rely offended, but it could have been a whole lot worse…

[Riverkilt]

Yikes, one would think SHE would be the one to be embarrassed once it was clear that you WERE wearing underwear.

Ron

[Big Paul]

Alcohol was involved, nuf said..

[Magnus Sporrano]

Why are we so ashame of our bodies? Most kilt lifters are not dangerous but filrty, and why do some people have problem with that.

It's a matter of violation. It's something taken from us, not given away freely.

Anyone who has been with me on kilt nights knows that I'm not what anyone would call a prude. And many pretty young lasses have had their curiosity satisfied. The important question is, though, on who's terms? And I never ever ever satisfy curiosity for those who want frontal peeks. I figure rear peeks are no different than mooning when it comes down to it so I'm more generous with those (as long as it's on my terms).

[Riverkilt]

Don't know if it would help you back there in case of legal trouble Mangus, but out here in Arizona about 20 years ago some folks were arrested for mooning and charged with indecent exposure.

They fought it all the way to the Arizona Supreme Court and won. So now in Arizona mooning is not considered indecent exposure by Supreme Court decision.

Guess we all got butts eh?

The control is kinda like nude sunbathing in your back yard. If no one can see in there's no crime.

If someone peeps at you sunbathing over your fence they are guilty of being a peeping tom and can be arrested.

The boys are nude but protected by the fence of the kilt. Climbing the fence/lifting the kilt would be the crime.

Don't think there'd be any legal issue if someone asked to climb the fence and look over and you said sure.

Jeez, sorry, don't know if any of this makes sense...



Ron

[kiltie as charged]

Sometimes when I go out for a guinness or two
I will be asked the question. On some occasions I'll wear a tee-shirt with a picture af a Scotsman holding a caber, and there is a piece a plaid material , so I just lift the cloth up and he is quiet well endowed,Isay that this is a true representation

But when I am not in the mood for nonsense I lift my cane and ask, how fast are you at running away?

[Phil Wright]

Kiltie, love that one Where did you get the shirt?
Phil

[kiltie as charged]

HI Phil,
I got the shirt at a highland game last year in Ontario, Canada

[Declan Rowan]

I have to agree with the general trend of this post in that there is a great distance between me being asked what's under the kilt, being asked to show, and being forced to show. I find ways around the first (the "boots" still being my favourite general response, with the coy "I'd love to show you, but I'd only make you jealous/insatiable(depending on gender)" a close second).

As for the second, I have been asked to show under the kilt ever since an errant gust of wind gave some of the lasses a show for free about a year ago and while the wind died down quickly enough, the story alas has lived on (Refusing to make the 'second wind' pun). When they ask me now, I typically confuse the drunks with my witty response until they walk away. However, as a young man without any present romantic entanglements, there are some times that I will indulge with a peek from the back or on the side. Apron is always off limits to guys and almost always to girls, unless I am in a romantic way with the lass.

The third example is what i think most of the comments on the thread stem from, and I fully agree it tends to cross the line from cool to annoying. At a pub a few weeks ago (Where I ran into Les, actually) there was a girl who did the deed. Now even Seamus Kennedy, the pub singer, said "you're completely S****-Faced, aren't you?" at one point to this girl, so it's obvious that she was not 100% in control of herself. As we are standing there and the pub is clearing out, I feel the tell-tale draft, and see this girl smiling as she staggers away aided by her friend. Now I dont think she got too much of a view (Thanks to Bear's 8 yard security system of a kilt and her poor co-ordination), but what I found interesting is what her friend said to me. He appologised for her, saying that "she's a bit out of it."
"Hey, it's ok, she just needs to sleep it off. Normally I dont mind, but poor thing wont even remember in the morning.."
He laughed and waved, saying that I was a good sport about it, and promised me he'll tell her to ask next time.

Now I mean it when I say I dont mind normally, but it depends on the situation. It's like a drunk hook-up: Sure they get something out of it, but there's always the risk of not remembering it or regretting it.

Of course, it didnt help things that my da was standing right there! That always changes things...