kilt lifters

[Roscommoner]

I had a simple idea one night at the pub...

"Can I see what's under your kilt?"

"Can I see what's under your dress first?"

No good. I tried it once and she called my bluff.

I take it she wasn't hot?


I'd say the same but it's always the hairy, butch nordic chicks that want to lift my kilt.

I need to move to another town.

[Roscommoner]

I can't remember where I saw it, but some one posted a photo of himself in his normal pub crawling attire, with the pleats lifted.

Under the kilt was a cheapo pair of white cotton boxer shorts with large black letters spelling:

BLOODY PERVERT!!

Front and rear applications might be necessary.

I've seen something similar, except the guy I talked to had a smiley face with a "F*CK YOU" over the top of it actually tattooed on his ***.

[Enzayer]

I kinda want a pair of boxers that says "PUT THE KILT DOWN!"

[Thistle Stop]

I kinda want a pair of boxers that says "PUT THE KILT DOWN!"

Good idea. I will go make some. Be right back.

[Thistle Stop]

OK, here they are -- sorry, but white is the only colour available at the moment!

'Put The Kilt Down!' Boxer Shorts



P.S. -- I can also make it as a thong, if anyone is interested! I do offer a thong in the same collection (my CafePress 'annex') that says 'Kiss My Thistle'. Any takers on that one? My husband thinks it's risqué, but honestly, I did not mean it that way! My range of babywear has the same design!

[Riverkilt]

Cyndi, gonna be sending you a bill for keyboard cleaning...was eating a banana and sipping orange juice when I read this....

Good God I love this board!!

Ron

[bubba]

That should have been in big letters across the back too.

[Thistle Stop]

That should have been in big letters across the back too.

I agree, but CafePress only lets you put the design in a certain spot, at a certain size, on the products they make. They write the silly (in this case) Product Description, too.

How about a bumper sticker for the back?

Ron, terribly sorry to have caused you to spit OJ!

[Rob]

How about a bumper sticker for the back?

Or a sign which says: "CONTENTS COVERED BY THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT".

Rob

[Thistle Stop]

How about a bumper sticker for the back?

Or a sign which says: "CONTENTS COVERED BY THE OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT".

Rob

Oooo, I like that! But where would you put it? Dangling from the back of the sporran strap?

Hmmm... how about a T-shirt with that slogan on the front, with an arrow pointing down?