Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**James MacMillan** · 12th December 07, 06:42 AM

Do go to Hooters in your GREEN SWEATER VEST!

**Mael Coluim** · 12th December 07, 06:45 AM

I love the girls' sporrans!

**Chef** · 12th December 07, 07:37 AM

Hey James, either the lighting was really bad or, from the colour of your forehead, it looks like your blood pressure is a little high. I wonder what could be causing that.

**TheKiltedWonder** · 12th December 07, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Chef

Hey James, either the lighting was really bad or, from the colour of your forehead, it looks like your blood pressure is a little high. I wonder what could be causing that.

Wow, I didn't notice how red he was until you said that. Now I have to wonder i he's actually wearing a shirt under that green sweater vest

**James MacMillan** · 12th December 07, 08:16 AM

OK - Here's another Don't to go along with my Do above - - - -

Don't blush when the girl on your right gives you a Christmas Goose.

**beloitpiper** · 12th December 07, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Mael Coluim

I love the girls' sporrans!

haha. I lol'd. I lol'd a lot.

**Pour1Malt** · 12th December 07, 09:33 AM

here is a DINNAE!

**string** · 12th December 07, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

here is a DINNAE!

backwards the kilt is quite feminine, it reminds me of my niece's christmas dress... and she is a 6 month old baby girl who can pull off a poufy skirt, not like this one.

**Gàidhlig** · 12th December 07, 11:32 AM

I'm a newbie, and even *I* know that isn't right.
At least we now know who stole the bullet-reflecting arm guards from Wonder Woman.
Shame on you David Hasslehoff!

**Clockwork John** · 12th December 07, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Gàidhlig

I'm a newbie, and even *I* know that isn't right.
At least we now know who stole the bullet-reflecting arm guards from Wonder Woman.
Shame on you David Hasslehoff!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that model looked like The Hoff!