Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[GreenDragon]

ok. next time.

[MacMoose]

Do not hang your kilt on the same line someone else uses to hang their underwear...

To my eyes, that just looks like the morning after one hell of a good night!

I see this picture and imagine (in my own, sick little mind) that somewhere in the next room there is a happy kiltie and a group of (no doubt, if he is a kiltie) fully sated women!

[duchessofnc]

*grumbles* Why must it be a group of satisfied women to one man? Because from my own perverted little mind I see THREE kilts which to me equals THREE very happy guys and one very exhausted lady.

:P

[WhoDeySchenk]

That ONE woman must have alot of breasts for all those bras....

[ChromeScholar]

Trust me, there are two kilts in that picture...

[Panache]

Family friendly forum gents

Respectfully

Jamie

[Phil]

*grumbles* Why must it be a group of satisfied women to one man? Because from my own perverted little mind I see THREE kilts which to me equals THREE very happy guys and one very exhausted lady.

:P

Yeah. But they're all hanging on the one kilt.

[Coemgen]

The Summer Savoyards, "a nonprofit community theater company in Binghamton, New York" that specialises in Gilbert and Sullivan productions, apparently rents out, during the summer, costumes from their collection of costumes for Gilbert and Sullivan productions.

Being a person with a tendency to woolgathering, I of course looked at the costumes they provide for productions of my favourite play, The Pirates of Penzance.

Imagine the shock that befell me when I looked at the costume for Major General Stanely:



They ought to be ashamed of themselves! I'd write a very angry, yet civil, letter explaining to them the, for lack of a better word, deficiencies of this costume, but I'm currently struggling with derivatives and integrals of inverse trigonometric functions*.





*For those wondering:

[Clockwork John]

The Summer Savoyards, "a nonprofit community theater company in Binghamton, New York" that specialises in Gilbert and Sullivan productions, apparently rents out, during the summer, costumes from their collection of costumes for Gilbert and Sullivan productions.

Being a person with a tendency to woolgathering, I of course looked at the costumes they provide for productions of my favourite play, The Pirates of Penzance.

Imagine the shock that befell me when I looked at the costume for Major General Stanely:



They ought to be ashamed of themselves! I'd write a very angry, yet civil, letter explaining to them the, for lack of a better word, deficiencies of this costume, but I'm currently struggling with derivatives and integrals of inverse trigonometric functions*.





*For those wondering:

Lord have mercy! I don't even know where to begin!

[McClef]

Whatever he is the model of it's neither a Modern Major General or a Modern Kilted Man!