You Know You're Scottish If ...

**Blupiper** · 27th February 13, 02:28 PM

Correlary to #15: If you have to have brown sauce on everything.

JMB

**llyd** · 27th February 13, 03:18 PM

all the ones about the chippy apply here....but there were no mentions of black pudding, deep fried mars bars, AKA napalm...meat pies...Murphy's Stout (Irish Budweiser) or the amazing fact that the lasses of Glesca all seem to walk a great deal, which makes them an awful lot of fun to follow up the street.

**guardsman** · 28th February 13, 02:26 AM

Awesome , macaroon bars , tablet, irn bru, fried haggis, square sauasage . Oh frieddumpling for brekkie. Child hood memories of visiting my grannie as a boy. As my cousins tell me, you can take the man from Glasgow but not Glasgow from the man, good thread on the second city of the empire !

**Andrewson** · 6th March 13, 06:04 AM

I had micro-waved dumpling for my breakfast this morning - that counts, doesn't it?

Great list but you missed out hot mutton pies topped with tomato ketchup and Dolly Varden teabread too... Oh no, I could go on and on...

**Joshua** · 6th March 13, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by Tony

It's a fairly Glasgow-centric list I would think. Plus the "pure dead give-away" is the use of the term "pure dead" ;)

Yes, my Weegie flag went off on: 37. You can make a whole sentence out of just swear words. When a friend of mine was confronted about his swearing, he simply apologized and said "It's just how I talk, I don't mean nothing by it".

And I agree with everyone that dislikes Irn Bru. Somewhere in Scotland, there is an army of people chewing Bazooka Joe bubblegum and spitting into vats. The contents of those vats are bottled and sold as Irn Bru. I'll have an Idris Fiery Ginger Beer, thank you very much.