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4th April 05, 09:43 AM
#1
Oh dear! I must be getting VERY old !!!!!! It's the last accessory I'd need .... er, want! 
I am told that some of those "little things", as Graham puts it, come in different flavours. Do they have a Haggis one? 
[B][I][U]No. of Kilts[/U][/I][/B][I]:[/I] 102.[I] [B]"[U][B]Title[/B]"[/U][/B][/I]: Lord Hamish Bicknell, Laird of Lochaber / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Scottish Tartans Authority / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Royal Scottish Country Dance Society / [U][I][B]Member:[/B][/I][/U] The Ardbeg Committee / [I][B][U]My NEW Photo Album[/U]: [/B][/I][COLOR=purple]Sadly, and with great regret, it seems my extensive and comprehensive album may now have been lost forever![/COLOR]/
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4th April 05, 10:04 AM
#2
Graham... bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaa!!!!! 
I can't WAIT to see you suggestions for the ladie's pleated shirts! 
Thsoe would have to be custom-made for C and D-cells.
Arise. Kill. Eat.
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4th April 05, 10:07 AM
#3
 Originally Posted by Hamish
Oh dear! I must be getting VERY old !!!!!! It's the last accessory I'd need .... er, want!
I am told that some of those "little things", as Graham puts it, come in different flavours. Do they have a Haggis one?
HAMISH!!!!!
YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!!!
Sounds like a winning idea!! How do you suppose a Yorkshire Pudding flavored condom would go over?  :P
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4th April 05, 10:15 AM
#4
That's it Jeff!!
A garment with such ready access NEEDs a condom pocket(for those folks who are dating of course, no disrespect to those who have found the love of their life).
So...have you thought about contacting condom makers for some sort of an advertising coop deal..their brand peeking out of a PK condom pocket...?
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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13th April 05, 10:38 PM
#5
Hmm... I do know they will fit snugly between the snaps on a Utilikilt.
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14th April 05, 05:53 AM
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Hamish, I'm not sure how to tell you this, and listen, I like haggis flavour too, but....actually, well, these "little things" are not actually a food item.
Did I ever tell you the trouble I got into as a lad, returning to England after a few years in Australia, where Durex is a brand name for celotape, and then trying to buy it in England where (at the time) it was a brand name for "little things"?
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