The 12 step program for those who feel they are addicted to kilt:

The 12 Steps of
Kilt Addiction Recovery
1. We admitted we were powerless over the power of the kilt - that our lives had become better because of it.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves has led us to the manliest of garments.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the freedom and comfort of the kilt.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our kilt wearing lives.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being that we are doing nothing wrong by wearing the kilt.
6. Were entirely ready to allow ourselves to wear a kilt on any occasion.
7. Humbly asked God to remove our fear of ridicule for wearing the kilt.
8. Made a list of all persons who have ridiculed our kilt-wearing, and become willing to accept their point of view without causing us to question ourselves.
9. Attempt to educate such people wherever possible about the benefits of wearing the kilt, without bringing further ridicule upon ourselves or anyone else.
10. Continued to exercise our personal rights and ignore the ridicule of others.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for the courage to fearlessly wear the kilt.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other kilt wearers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Please note that I am not making light of anyone with a serious substance addiction problem. I wish you all the best in your personal struggle.