Quote Originally Posted by Space Moose
Heh, no, but I was standing at the black jack table, when I felt a very cold hand on my backside, followed by whoops of laughter.

I turned around to see one of the nice women (in her late 50's) who run the office of the student council with a devilish grin.

I winked at her and doubled down.

Craig
Now, if you're James Bond, you need to come up with some sort of pithy remark while at the gambling table such as "Well, I see you don't have the hot hand. But unlucky at cards... "